"We've Been Together Quite Awhile,

With All Our Pots And Pans.

And As We Don't Need Homely Gifts

We Have Another Plan!

We Know It's Not Traditional

And Not The Way It's Done

But Rather Than A Wedding List

We'd Love A Bit of Sun!

So If You Would Like To Give A Gift

And Send Us On Our Way

A Donation To Our Honeymoon

Would Really Make Our Day!"